Nike Total 90 Laser II are available in a Kangaroo Leather model for players who want the performance of these new football boots, with a classic leather feel. The key feature of the new Nike Total 90 Laser II is the Shot Shield, a cage which covers more of the upper than in previous models, and has been designed to offer more control on the ball, which transfers into accuracy, swerve and power. Along with these features, the Nike Total 90 Laser II makes use of a dual off-set lacing design, which ensures more of the forefoot can offer a clean striking surface.

The sole of the boots is made from a lightweight TPU which feature studs which have been designed for optimum comfort and traction of firm surfaces.?á The Nike Total 90 Laser II are stunning new football boots which will be worn by a host of top footballers such as Liverpool’s Fernando Torres.

Nike Total 90 Laser II

Nike Total 90 Laser II

Nike have launched the Air Fornicator, a lightweight copulating shoe designed to maximize sexual performance. President and CEO Mark Parker announced, ÔÇ£Nike is proud to continue its commitment to new and innovative products with the first ever sneaker developed exclusively for sex,” and continued, “Stylishly sculpted and contoured for enhanced comfort, the feather light Air Fornicator provides superior energy return to reduce fatigue and boost the libido.”?á The retail tag is $175; the Air Fornicator will be available in high-tops and low-tops and in a variety of passion-inducing colours.

A Nike press release said ÔÇ£The Air Fornicator’s cutting-edge support system creates maximum foot stability, which in turn improves coital alignment, increases clitoral stimulation, and deepens penetration. The revolutionary midsole component reportedly works to adapt to the user’s pelvic motions and cushions the overall shock of repetitive grindingÔÇØ.

Nike Fornicator

Senior Nike footwear designer Barry Hudson said ÔÇ£The shoe’s outer sole was constructed from a durable carbonized rubber to improve grip, enhance traction, and prevent slipping on a variety of surfaces, including carpeting, concrete, wallpaper, hardwood, and silkÔÇØ. He went on to say “We made dozens of adjustments to the tread pattern to ensure balance, as well as proper support for arched backs, and the soles were designed to minimize sliding around in bodily fluids. You can make love standing up in a puddle of massage oil and you won’t fall down.”?á Nike have been doing research on the Air Fornicator over a 16-month period including a number of?á experiments to make sure the it stands up to the test.?á Nike are planning to do a series of TV adds and sales are expected to be high.